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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

POKEEEMOOOOON!!!
















Young CAS Whore practicing for the near future

CAS Whore

Class : Minor Whore

Type : Whore

Level : 16

Rarity : ++

Found in : Troublesome Forest, This Pond Looks Abit Too Deep, IBCity and Thats Quite A High Tower Tower

Evolves to : 45 Point Whore

Description : The CAS Whore lives in both urban and suburban areas, living just to fulfill their CAS hour quota by any sad means possible. Most CAS Whores have been seen running wild, offering odd services, such as cleaning, entertaining or even tuition, just to have their unknown mentors sign an odd crumpled piece of paper clutched tightly in each CAS Whore's hand. Tests have shown when the CAS Whore has been relieved of its paper it will slowly break down, eventually crumpling into one sobbing mass and imploding, leaving the cleaners to curse humanity for red-on-white stains. Scientists have been studying the CAS Whore's mysterious behaviour, observing that the CAS Whore will feel minor satisfaction when clocking in even the least minute, but suddenly twists to a mad rage for more CAS hours. Scientists have tried tests to free these CAS Whore from their addiction to CAS hours, with tests comprising of cold turkey to forcing a bag of pot up their noses, but results have led most CAS Whores to death or even 4th degree cases of insanity. The CAS Whore is well known for its desperate attacks, such as Beg, Whore, and Anythingittakes. Authorities have listed CAS Whores under a danger level of "Could ignore this shit until it gets irritating". No reports of CAS Whores actually injuring humans have been filed, though CAS Whores seem to percieve themselves a greater than the human race. Studies have shown to contradict this statement, as a CAS Whore can be quickly brought to its heels by dangling a signed CAS form right in its face.

Not to be confused with : CAS Witch, Insane Mugger, Mugger, CIP Whore, Teacher's Pet, Teacher's "Pet", and Teachers' Pet, Whores, Enthukia, Zombie Dogs

Known Attacks : Beg, Anythingittakes, Whore, Tackle - Fall down, Punch - Miss and Implode

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