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Sunday, May 24, 2009

How uncouth.

I noticed my blog is actually quite uncouth

Well I say butterfly the people who need the sweet-smelling politeness

Twirl their FlowerPetals with a large big steel rod, so that the butterflying happiness will spurt out their cute bleeding FlowerPetals

Yeah yeah I know that still means something bad

But I say you Hiccup yourself with a large primeval wooden stick, and swirl the Milkshake till more Candy comes out of your bleeding Happy Unicorn.

Butterfly you too, you sad sad TrainConductor

On second thought I'll just stop using swear words

Friday, May 22, 2009

Hohoho

Wheee band is back,

AND WE'RE PLAYING FOR SYF PRESENTATION!

Which either means we're one of the top three, or we bribed some judge (*cough* Kelly Tang *cough*)

Speaking of band, reminds me of how retarded my section is

Me : Fine la, pon band so much that leave me to solo the whole of SYF
Je Sern : No la, I was there
Me : My ass
Je Sern : I was there in spirit
Me: Yeah yeah sure...
Je Sern : I was there weaving your tone into the music
Me : ....
Je Sern : I was there moving your fingers
Me : Uhh what the hell?
*Awkward Silence*
Je Sern : I posess you

And as quoted " Idiots make fine meat"

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

POKEEEMOOOOON!!!
















Young CAS Whore practicing for the near future

CAS Whore

Class : Minor Whore

Type : Whore

Level : 16

Rarity : ++

Found in : Troublesome Forest, This Pond Looks Abit Too Deep, IBCity and Thats Quite A High Tower Tower

Evolves to : 45 Point Whore

Description : The CAS Whore lives in both urban and suburban areas, living just to fulfill their CAS hour quota by any sad means possible. Most CAS Whores have been seen running wild, offering odd services, such as cleaning, entertaining or even tuition, just to have their unknown mentors sign an odd crumpled piece of paper clutched tightly in each CAS Whore's hand. Tests have shown when the CAS Whore has been relieved of its paper it will slowly break down, eventually crumpling into one sobbing mass and imploding, leaving the cleaners to curse humanity for red-on-white stains. Scientists have been studying the CAS Whore's mysterious behaviour, observing that the CAS Whore will feel minor satisfaction when clocking in even the least minute, but suddenly twists to a mad rage for more CAS hours. Scientists have tried tests to free these CAS Whore from their addiction to CAS hours, with tests comprising of cold turkey to forcing a bag of pot up their noses, but results have led most CAS Whores to death or even 4th degree cases of insanity. The CAS Whore is well known for its desperate attacks, such as Beg, Whore, and Anythingittakes. Authorities have listed CAS Whores under a danger level of "Could ignore this shit until it gets irritating". No reports of CAS Whores actually injuring humans have been filed, though CAS Whores seem to percieve themselves a greater than the human race. Studies have shown to contradict this statement, as a CAS Whore can be quickly brought to its heels by dangling a signed CAS form right in its face.

Not to be confused with : CAS Witch, Insane Mugger, Mugger, CIP Whore, Teacher's Pet, Teacher's "Pet", and Teachers' Pet, Whores, Enthukia, Zombie Dogs

Known Attacks : Beg, Anythingittakes, Whore, Tackle - Fall down, Punch - Miss and Implode

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

50th Blogpost!

Whee!

50 blog posts of sidetracking and here we are back ...
Here

So I figure why not post the 50th post in lieu of tradition

Late, Awfully off topic, and awesomely when noone Expects It

So, what to post

Black Hole Sun , Won't You Come

Well lets just summarize whatever I did this whole month or so.

MID  皃 燶 癅 鴢 睠!!! YEAR EXAMS (Yes those are random Chinese words)
One whole month of mugging like a sad fag just to realize that you're screwed anyway

Neon Genesis Evangelion!
One whole mind-blowing paradox of wtf. Enjoy your philosophical ending, and you'll know you need a new life to destroy

WoT Dota!
FUCKEN NUBZ

Not WoT Dota!
FUCKEN PROZ

Staring at my ceiling whenever anyone asks whats up

Random Albums of Songs illegally or legally brought for my listening pleasure

Evolving , or devolving to me, from mild techno slowly to Eurotrance
Then from slow rock to death metal
Then from R&B to... more R&B
Blargh

From "HihiHappy!" to "I want to eat a murder."
From "Sexinabox!" to "Sexunder/over/around/withabox!"

From diminishing my inner demons (all 9 of them)
To some idiot re summoning them and merging them into one entity in my mind

From coming close to accepting useless maths into my life
To throwing back the textbook right on the table

Unexpected twists in my plotline
Unexpected breakthroughs in my life

Happy 50th blogpost day!
Just like kick-the-balls-of-any-drama-member-day and wedgie-a-scout-day

....


Uh oh

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Been doing noting lately.

which is bad

Exams are coming soon

the battle between humanity and insanity

Joy joy joy

been catching up on some music I've missed out

Kingdom Hearts has an excellent score

though the Fate/Stay Night score was unexpectedly less powerful than it felt before

Utada Hikaru's newest english album, This Is The One, does better than her first album, Exodus, but still not quite there as compared to her Japanese ones.

Gorrilaz Demon Days just seems to blow my mind, in a sort of positive way

and then we musn't forget good old techno

Dum dee dum, surdsindicesandkinglouisXVI

Good luck guys,

Hope you don't snap like I did