The many faces of me

Oddly, I think people are starting to think I have alter-egos.
I mean, like, of course i have alter egos. You guys are just slow.
If you havent nnoticed the sudden mood changes, or the sudden animal-fetish (whoops), you must either be blind, or just normal. I hope you're blind, cos' normal people are the ones who try to kill me first, i have no idea why. As I said, Normal People do the Craziest Things, which I think is true, looking at some of YOU out there.

Anyway, back to the topic, like the Many alter-egos of Me! (Or was it the many faces of me?)
1) Merrill - The Partially-subnormal guy who stones and goes hyper too
2) Tony - The guy in Merrill that wants to kill everyone
3) Shawn - The other guy who actually KILLS someone
4) Jason - Useless Alter-ego
5) Mepig - Basically an animal like thing , origin not known
6) MerJoke - something that drives that reaction to laugh so Tony finds an excuse to kill you
7) Goombaboi - alter ego of internet usernames
8) Jeremy - Useless Alter Ego
9) MeRRiLL - The Dark Side
10) M.E.R.R.I.L.L - The Stone Side

And the list goes on. Gosh why did i do that, I think its Goombaboi's fault. At least now i have 9 others to blame for something. Bored reactions cause retarded content. Save our souls by donating to the Merrill pocket money fund. Just come to me and drop a 2 dollar note in my face, I'm sure the gesture is much approved by 8 of me. Oh well